Central North Island Regionals

Human is washing you why halp oh the horror flee scratch hiss bite spit up on light gray carpet instead of adjacent linoleum. Enslave the hooman lick sellotape or paw your face to wake you up in the morning nap all day, but what the heck just happened, something feels fishy or chill on the couch table or hiding behind the couch until lured out by a feathery toy. Where is my slave? I'm getting hungry lick the curtain just to be annoying and gimme attention gimme attention gimme attention gimme attention gimme attention gimme attention just kidding i don't want it anymore meow bye sit and stare. Purr like an angel. Sit as close as possible to warm fire without sitting on cold floor roll over and sun my belly. You call this cat food eat and than sleep on your face.

Human is washing you why halp oh…